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with your host k to the t kts!
actual e-mail i have gotten from people who think this is related to MTV's "Pimp my Ride" (idiots.)
car 1: kts' 1995 honda accord ex
ok so this car didn't totally used to suck. in fact when kts got it in 2000 it was actually pretty damn nice [note to self: find old photos of the car!!] however over the years some things happened to and and now it looks like it does. ok kts it's time for me k to the t, kts and the boys of m0nkey.org custom motors to pimp your ride!
before (click on the images to see them in full size)
 kts's car was great until a fateful day back in 2002 when a deer decided to jump out in front of kts while
he was driving down rt.7 in Virginia after DJing at a club in Sterling. luckily for kts and his car, this happened just after he has at a stop light so he was only going about 35mph at the time. luckily for the deer kts had yet to buy any guns and couldn't shoot the damn thing after it hit his car and ran off without exchanging insurance information. this dent in the front hood has lovingly been referred to as "the deer imprint" since that fateful night. unfortunately a small chip of paint came off of the hood, so kts had to use some touch up paint to cover up the bare metal so it wouldn't rust. ghetto all the way baby!
 the next mishap that happened to kts's once-beautiful Honda was that it was rear ended by a stupid moron back in october 2003. it was a multi-car accident and because of that insurance companies are STILL duking it out. kts wasn't at fault so he has nothing to worry about, he just has to wait for the insurance companies to stop being a bunch of fucking assholes. fortunately his car wasn't that badly hit, but with modern cars you mess up the bumper (even just a little scrape like this) and it's replace the bumper time. the fake light in the back is also toast. oh well.
 the other day one of the exhaust tips for kts' car was just gone. missing. how the hell did that happen? the world may never know, but somewhere along the capital beltway kts' right exhaust tip met it's final resting place. this is probably one of the things that makes kts the most bitter since now his car is officially crappy since it has one exhaust tip, and one bare metal pipe. how ghetto.
 kts's passenger side rim is missing a lug nut cover. there is a song that says "3 out of 4 ain't bad" but in
this case having only 3 out of 4 lug nut covers is pretty lame. oh and there is a big chunk in the side wall from the stupid fucking moron who ran into kts. thanks bitch.
 finally the driver's site headlight on this car doesn't work. man this car sucks. |
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how will this car turn out? the crew of m0nkey.org custom motors are still hard at work pimping out kts' ride
so check back soon for the end result
want to get your ride pimped by m0nkey.org? send an email to pimpmyride@m0nkey.org and tell us about yourself and your ride. also include naked photos if you are a hottie.
IMPORTANT NOTICE: this is all just a spoof. it's not real and it's not meant to be. i just wanted to make fun of my lame car and maybe make fun of other people's cars. this is not related to MTV's show "Pimp My Ride" in ANY WAY. so please stop e-mailing me and thinking that i am scouting for them or something. seriously you're just making yourself look like an idiot.
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