From: [idiot] To: [Everyone I work with] Subject: Regarding Job at [Where I work] Hello, I am [Idiot],currently pursuing my masters in telecommunications(ENTS).I am really interested in the work,research and professional development opportunities that the [Where I work] offers.I am open to work in all stems of your IT team including system administrator,software developer,Desktop,LAN and Help Desk support,Network technician,Database Administrator and Programmer. I am attaching my resume along with with e-mail. It would give me immense pleasure to work and be a part of your team. Waiting eagerly for a response from your side. Thanking You [Idiot]

From: [idiot] To: [Everyone I work with] Subject: Regaring part time On-campus Job Hello, I am [Idiot], MS in Telecommunications. This is just to inform that the e-mail i sent previously was to apply for a part time on-campus job opportunity at the [Where I work]. Sorry for the convenience. Waiting eagerly to hear of any opportunity to work with the team at . Attaching my resume along with this E-mail. Thanking You [Idiot]

From: White, Beverly (NBC Universal,KNBC) To: My Gmail Account Subject: Reply Hi Kevin, I apologize for the delay but as you may have noticed, I work odd hours under hectic conditions. No doubt you are feeling a bit vexed about your situation. You've done all the right things and yet Wm Morris isn't beating down your door. All I can say is don't give up. There's more than one agency in LA where a standout young brother like you can shine. In the meantime Katz is lucky to have you. Just make sure you don't sell them short while you pursue bigger fish. Who knows? Maybe this is exactly where you're supposed to be right now. Keep knocking on doors and pursuing your dream. Wm Morris Co. may come to regret they didn't snatch you up when they had the chance. Keep the faith! B Ps: Hook 'em!