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the FAQ:
- general questions
- photo questions
- messaging questions
- forum questions
- avatar questions
what are the rules of the m0nkey organization?
1. there is no m0nkey organization.
2. there is no m0nkey organization.
who is the head m0nkey?
kts. duh!
what is this web site run on?
LAMP. more info here
server info is at the bottom of this page.
can i have an account on m0nkey.org?
sure
can i have an account for the VIP room?
the VIP room has been closed down. sorry.
what do you make this site with?
vi and a whole lotta love.
what's the point of this website?
there is no point of this website you stupid human! how many times
do we have to tell you this? this site it here for kts and his fellow m0nkeyz to put up whatever the hell we want to. if you don't like this then
screw you we pay for this site, not you, so respect and shut the hell up.
i found a 'hidden' section on m0nkey.org that isn't linked to any of
the other pages on m0nkey.org.
what do you want, a cookie? what
you have stumbled
upon somehow is a section of m0nkey.org that is a pet project of kts'.
some of these
projects might be intended for kts and his friends to look at, others
might be projects that
are under development and online for live testing or experimenting, all of
them are not
meant for you, so go away human! (actually we don't care, have fun and
check them out.
maybe you can find out about kts' apartment and the celebrities that live
next door, or find
a cool new addition to m0nkey.org that is in the works. be the first
person to check it
out and amaze your friends. if you have any. some of these sections
might just be there
for random people such as yourself to stumble upon it and marvel and it.
stop to pat
yourself on the back. you deserve it.)
how do i get access to some of your files? i need to enter a password
to access them.
you don't. if you have to ask then they aren't meant for you. several of
the file volumes
on m0nkey.org are intended only for kts, his fellow m0nkeyz, and other
sub-humanoid
friends. why is kts so mean? because he hates you. actually, we're
protecting you from
these files by having a buffer (password) between you and them. want to
crack it? go ahead
and good luck. but beware, you might not be happy with what you find.
we suck like that. sorry.
what is your service level agreement?
none. we don't promise our users anything. there is no uptime guarantee.
hell we won't even guarantee that kts won't delete all of your files in a
fit of rage. kts owns all of the equipment that the m0nkey organisation
uses, so if he wants to take a sledgehammer to the server's hard drive and
beat it to hell who are we to argue?
does kts read my email?
if you are lucky. if you are unlucky he reads it and deletes it. why?
because he hates you.
what is your privacy policy?
see our disclaimer for more information
where do you find all of these photos?
all over the internet i find them and i also get a lot of user submissions.
hey you have a photo of me/my friend/my girlfriend/my sister/etc on there!
um, that's great. congrats. want a cookie?
no i mean i don't want that photo online, will you take it off?
sure but you have to give us some information first:
- your name
- where the image is (what section [potw, forums, photos, etc.])
- the FULL URL to this image
- any captions, etc in the image
- why you want it removed
the biggest thing i need is the FULL URL. this is a large site. i have hundereds if
not thousands of photos on here. without a FULL URL to figure out what photo you are
talking about i have no clue now to figure out which photo you want.
IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO EMAIL ME THE FULL URL JUST DON'T BOTHER TO EMAIL ME AT ALL!!
if you are too stupid to give me the full URL use google.com for help. if that fails go
shoot yourself. if you email me without a URL i will do nothing but make fun of you
and delete any future emails from you.
hey i own the copyright to one of the images on your site and i want it taken offline
see above. and please see our legal threats page
if you want to make legal threats at us.
since you are stating that you own the copyright of an image you MUST also send us PROOF that you own
that image. no proof, no photo being taken down. usually a simple link to a url on your site that has the image
will do for us. it's not that difficult. really.
how can i submit a photo to you?
here
(still working on this)
(still working on this)
(still working on this)
any questions? e-mail kts@m0nkey.org
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